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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

for a second i honestly thought they were going to spray the dude and throw him off the roof.

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a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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And deadpool probably has a tumblr

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Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

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Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

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Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.
And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.

That is terrifying

armins-pretty-boy-swag:

kittymaverick:

mr-egbutt:

helioscentrifuge:

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.

And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.

That is terrifying

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